Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven months and I were looking at some pictures on his iPad. I saw a picture of a kid of about two years old that looked a little like him. I jokingly said, "What, is that your son?" Imagine my surprise when he said that it was. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
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irockmyworld 0
tell him, "you happened" he'll understand when he grows up
_Noon_ 0
"Well, I gave birth to you"
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corriland 0
Would it be ok if I posted this on my Blogspot? I have a whole website of the funny things kids say. Go to www.kidsmakemelol.blogspot.com if you want to check it out. I'd love to add your story.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Leave please. Now.
plexico 4
Thank you, but the gag ball is too temporary! Even if I could sex her up the plexico way and convert her over to my political views, I still don't think I could stand hearing her espousing views I totally agree with. Her voice is just that annoying.
AshleyRose784 0
even if you lose all your pregnancy weight, sometimes even more than you had gained, your body will still be different post baby. breast feeding and child birth changes the body dramatically.
geoffmp 0
Omg plex hahahahahah that's too funny but I can only agree sarah palindrome is hot Milf take her voice and replace it with hmmm Megan fox's and I'd beat all day haha
Casualt1234 0
I'd prefer her to talk like Hellen Keller instead of Megan Fox. I love me some sweet moanin'.
plexico 4
Yes! Now that we have all been forced to notice Megan Fox's toe-thumbs, we have to transplant all the non-disgusting parts of her to other women to create perfection.
_pk_ 0
I'm definitely not the first one to think that: that's the best moment to say "you happened, sweetie. Thank you".
AnaRoro 0
wow... u kno... this stuff happens all the time... i dont have kids but i remember wen i waz young i did the same thing 2 my mom and it made her feel bad.. im sorry for it now but it helped her realize that she could still look the way she did... my mom told me (and this waz so special to me and the reason y i feel soooo bad) "god blessed me with a gift.... he just wraped it in barbed wire!"
Pulcherrimus 0
"I make no effort to get in shape but I feel sorry for myself!" Love the flab or hit the gym, mom.
scateice 0
Look, what's with all the people saying," Tell him you happend, he'll understand later." Why later??? He's frikkin 11 not 8, why wouldn't he be able to understand? He's not mentally challenged people, get a life.
champagnexjam 0
i kind of believe this one, but it was in the comics the other day, baby blues
Nate_d099 0
too much Mcdonnys thats whatt =}
N8er1017 0
@28: Learn the definition of narcissism. You may also want to consider growing a ******* brain. I'm a man, and I know what pregnancy does to a woman's body. You're probably fat as shit anyway, and trying to make yourself look like "oh I'm skinny and better than fatties" as you rock back and forth in your chair, repeating that same statement, cramming Costco pizza into your zitty face. Or, perhaps, you're sitting their petting your teacup chiahuaha on the ******. Either way, **** off.