Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
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Top comments
ajh1800 25
If you're going to take advantage of your principal's gullibility, I think you could have come up with something better than lying about having practice...you didn't think it was odd that he was so interested in your schedule all of a sudden?
RichardPencil 32
The good news is that you’ll always know how to spell principal correctly. The principal is always your mom’s “pal.”
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Comments (20)
Phillycheeze 20
Well that might look good on your college application
TheSminty1 17
Say goodbye to that mysterious streak of good grades you've been getting recently.
wanted_2_want 40
His “question” was a much subtle way to say “‘who’s your daddy?’”
BlueSteele220 31
that's why honesty is the best policy..
1gullible_bugger 34
OP I hope for your sake your parents are divorced. Or that's going to be even more Awkward. the principal in your mom could have some weird explaining to do.
Takegami 22
Words fail me
shannon2348 14
I'm not understanding the gullible part. Telling him you have practice is a biggie to lie about? ydi