Today, I told my long distance girlfriend I will be coming half way across the country to visit here since I have not seen her in a month, I gave her my flight information so she could pick me up at the airport. She responded with "That's when The Office is on, can you take a cab?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I booked a flight to see my girlfriend. At least I thought she was coming, the flight isn't cancellable because I was broke and could only afford the minimum ticket. I just wanted to make her happy. Well, it's now four days before the flight and I haven't heard from her for a week. I've been left on 'delivered', thinking at 4 am. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my friend. It wasn't until I got there that I realized I'd come on the wrong day. Her flight arrived yesterday, so that explains her radio silence for the past two days. I just thought she was in transit, but turns out she's pissed at me and wants me to pay for the Uber ride she had to take home from the airport. FML
Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
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nokillnobeepbeep 0
Can't blame her? She is used to seeing more action on the TV and turning it on.
Anteezy 7
well the office kinda rocks so, not saying ydi but hey can't blame your gf either.
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nokillnobeepbeep 0
Can't blame her? She is used to seeing more action on the TV and turning it on.
Starchild21 3
I dunno man, The Office is a great show. __________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
rxxk 0
YDI for not staying home and watching The Office as well. I agree with #1.
The_Pleb 0
Just tell her to stop watching TV and make you a f kin sammich!!! Seriously females are getting more cheeky by the day Stamp your authority boy
myballs 0
The Office is a terrible show. Holy **** you must have no sense of humour to like it. If it doesn't have a plot, (which it doesn't), it had better make me laugh my ass off. This show fails spectacularly, and yet people still watch it.
psychoxxxinvader 3
@#62 Wow, man. Thats seriously ****** up. Hadn't humanity evolved from this type of behaviour? "Oh men are more important than women because... They just are." Seriously? And I'm no feminist (excuse my spelling, correct me if I am wrong), I'm not all "I DON'T NEED A MAN TO HELP ME!" , because I believe we were all created equal. Black, white, men, women, or any other race. Also, animals have rights also. I just wanna know why everyone is under the impression that women can't do anything. We haven't been president because NOBODY WILL LET US (and no good ones run, anyway). And, in English monarchy, and in ancient Egypt times, women have been rulers. And if I hear one "women are only here for sex, cleaning, and making my food" I'm gonna show you what a woman can do with a rather large hunting knife to your face. Because, guess what? Humans are not a-sexual, men all die, human race goes extinct, women all die, human race goes extinct. Works either way.
BangOut 2
Go make me a sammich, woman!!
str8upmobbin 0
less talk more cook
ilikepie789 0
the office is pretty cool
ilikepie789 0
#65 shut up u dont no wat ur talking about
YupThatsLiv 0
you're a dick 75
underaegis 0
YDI for tripping over flat surfaces with skill
22cute 17
65 - maybe the humor is just over your pretty little head? Don't think too hard about it, you might hurt yourself.
Bullet75 8
True, although men and women were scientifically created differently, animals haven't evolved to even think for themselves, just because they are cute, doesn't mean they are human
Anteezy 7
well the office kinda rocks so, not saying ydi but hey can't blame your gf either.
22cute 17
Op, you need to cancel your ticket and get your money back, This is NOT a relationship & not something you need to ne part of.
Dilwann 27
It's not a relationship because he can't travel by himself? Really, that's a bit much. Sure, it's only of a series, but still... compared to what I'm used to, seeing each other once a month is often.
Erranty 0
Damn show's on Hulu. She can watch it later, you shouldn't have to pay a huge cab fee because she's a lazy ****.
davidomke 0
hulu is amazing.... and you can buy a ps3 and put hulu on it
Rishy 0
FYL. But YDI if you have to go a short distance:P Nah jk FYL and FYG
ActionManly 11
I bet "long distance" is the distance between him and his girlfriend when making love ;)
Starchild21 3
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f_alltheirlives 3
I think you have two sollutions... 1. Buy her Tivo or 2... Get somebody thats not a horrible witch with a B. Preferably somebody not half a country away
WoldowJR 25
Just say "bitch," dude. Trying to substitute it with similar words is ALWAYS cringe-worthy.
td2 0
Dude. 1 Month is not that long. YDI for being clingy.
anonacs 0
It's almost 2010 tell her to get a ******* dvr.
waterynuggets 0
This, rofl.
AGGoddess 2
Or at least teach her how to use a VCR if she has one.
xCrackerx 3
Unless her TV sprouts a penis bigger than yours whenever The Office comes on, she has no excuse.
Sweeney90 0
YDI - The Office is way more important than you