Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
You must've had some tall grass to not notice a newspaper.
JCo352 3
I would have just sprayed it with a hose, it's biodegradable.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (140)
soccerdude101 0
peppermintazn 0
OP, you could've raked... I'm just saying.
Ragnir 0
Happy birthday! Oh wait....... sucks to be you OP!
Hannalea_fml 0
Its my birthday tomorrow! I'll just go ahead and assume that you're wishing me an early b-day ;)
Jessicaa96145 0
happy Early Birthday Hannalea!!! (:
Hannalea_fml 0
Yayyyyyyyy thank you :D
Ipreferbroccoli 0
Add drinks to the confetti and the smell of freshly mowed grass and you've got yourself a lovely backyard party. Don't drink and drive the lawn mower though. Might wake up to penis shaped lawn patches and ominous glares from neighbours.
Stevefett 0
With the exception of guys showing off body tats I hope you dudes realize this isn't a **** site. Put your shirts back on over your little muscles. Thanks. We all appreciate it.
amoneyx 0
why would u even bother to pick it up. just do it the redneck way. just run it over repeadidly an let the wind blow it away.
jizzmode 0
There's a party in your front yard all day long :D
Davvidd 0
o really that's crazy