Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
You must've had some tall grass to not notice a newspaper.
JCo352 3
I would have just sprayed it with a hose, it's biodegradable.
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Comments (140)
Owl1238 1
Umm reverse switch on the leaf blower silly! ; D That stinks though! teehee!
Hannalea_fml 0
I didnt know a leaf blower had a reverse mode?! :O
Hannalea_fml 0
I didnt know a leaf blower had a reverse mode?! :O
Sooniztimmy 0
I don't think they do........cause then itd be called a vacuum.....
Hannalea_fml 0
Baha, you're right :P
L_M_L_10 0
Leaf blowers do have reverse switches, and bags you atttach to it to pick up the leaves rather than blow them into another yard!! OP I suggest using that!
Hannalea_fml 0
Ohhhhhh suck it iicaptain! There is a reverse mode! :P
MooseIsLoose 0
some do have a reverse.
Hannalea_fml 0
Muahaha. I win, iicaptain. I. Win. (:
L_M_L_10 0
Sorry iicaptain! ;)
RedPillSucks 33
If you have a lawnmower with a bag, just bag it.
priscilla_28 5
Leave it for the party, it's festive ;)
Intoxicunt 6
Yeah, just TP your own house so it matches and get the party started! :P
cattongue 0
You could've just left the scraps. its good for the grass (: paper IS biodegradable, ya know
boogyface11 0
ydi u should have kept mowing making the confetti smaller xD lol
perdix 31
You should have called it organic mulch and left it there. You'd have been able to get inside quicker to watch sports, play video games or **********.
Primus_fml 0
Or all 3 at the same time!! :D
perdix 31
I guess I could get the TV to split screen with the sports, the video game and the ****, but I think my performance will suffer. I mean at the video game, of course ;)
Primus_fml 0
**** on TV? This is the 21st century man!
jgnum01 0
sup nitaaxboo
ToNstAAr 8
I would have just left it.
Jessicaa96145 0
how do u not notice a newspaper. unless ur lawns like a jungle.
PurpleLlamas 0
you deserve it if (a. your grass is so tall because you dont mow it often so you couldnt see the newspaper. or (b. not seeing a freaking black and white newspaper in the green grass you idiot.