Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
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Top comments
JustBeingAwesome 22
If that makes him rethink the proposal you should rethink your yes.
hare 19
You need to learn to swallow not spit
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Comments (78)
JoJo91_fml 8
I don't see why he can't just randomly propose again at a different time, it could be more romantic the next time, maybe LOL, then that's your proposal story & that way the first time he TRIED to propose is just another funny story you guys share
JMichael 26
Explain to him the situation and hopefully the proposal is still on. If he truly loves you enough to propose he also loves you enough to understand what happened. Best of luck OP.
taaanyadee 1
The proposal is off because a big flew in your mouth? Tell him to grow the eff up. What's going to happen when you're sick with the flu and is coming out both ends? Or when you're pregnant with no bladder control and you pee yourself moving the wrong way? If he is rethinking bc of this, you need a better man
worldclassrager 41
What all else fails just use sign language....
ZY1431 24
if he reconsiders then i suggest rethinking hmmm
upallnight11 19
Maybe it is a sign
saidoh_fml 26
Try not to feel bad OP. 1. You didn't ruin the moment; the fly did. 2. None of what happened will undo what you've been building for three years.
Wederoney 16
Really? Just because of that? I think it is you who should rethink your answer.
Ihavegas 22
why don't you propose to him
dawood_k 27
You can start swallowing now you know!