Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
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Top comments
JustBeingAwesome 22
If that makes him rethink the proposal you should rethink your yes.
hare 19
You need to learn to swallow not spit
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Comments (78)
Asian_lnvasion 8
Well if he truly loves you, then he won't rethink it.
lopesindustries 5
Hey goofy love is the best love there's no such thing as perfect. Plus if there was it would be boring. I'd chose a goofy relationship over a "perfect" relationship any day
venom_122689 4
Together for three years and you think hes gonna rethink a propsal because you spit on him? I really wouldnt worry about it because he would have to be a huge asshole to do that...and if he is that much of an asshole.mom.you don't want to spend your life with him. Its a little ridiculous that youre together for three years.....and the worse thing that's happened is getting spat on.
PapiShampoo 5
Stop lying op
drarraise17 4
I guess the old folks were right...keep your mouth open and you'll catch flies. Anyway, if you explain it, he should forgive you. You've been together for a while, so there should have been past experiences like this. Hopefully, the two of you will be able to laugh about this later as an old couple.
pinkstardust 9
Aww
fantasyworld 39
He has issues if that makes him rethink the proposal.
Liza_Thatch 18
if he's rethinking it, he's a dick, I hope you didn't say yes of he did
Icallbullshit90 3
I think three years is pretty vast to propose. Especially when you think he'll take back a proposal after something zo small