Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
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Top comments
JustBeingAwesome 22
If that makes him rethink the proposal you should rethink your yes.
hare 19
You need to learn to swallow not spit
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Comments (78)
SwimmerBoy16 15
I think he's just a little traumatized or he thinks you didn't mean it when you said yes
limabeans101029 21
If he's genuinely rethinking it because of that, you probably wouldn't want to marry him anyway.
Muttley9 13
Either he loves you truly and a little set back like this means little; I would have been more concerned than mad. Or he took it as a really bad omen. I proposed and she choked! May just be a confidence issue. Best of luck in the future :)
hasabo 12
Australia will hunt and will kill you
KamiyaHaine 18
If he is reconsidering then so should you! In fact, that wouldn't have stopped us from becoming engaged on the spot!
it__happens 17
If he was rethinking his proposal over that then he is not the right guy..
TSias 7
maybe it's a sign
marilynnn21 4
Daydreamer4466 6
It's a sign run fast don't do it.
sweetbeauty18 1
haha omg im so sorry that happened to you girl lol