Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I liked one of my crush’s Instagram post from 2012 while stalking his profile. Despite me realising my mistake and un-liking the post, he immediately followed me back, and sent me a DM saying, “Wow, that’s some deep digging.” I’m now referred to as his "creepy stalker archaeologist of Instagram." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
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lilcuti3pi389 0
Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.
genius_man16 1
****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(
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hayride1987 0
ur pathetic for having a crush on someone you clearly do not know!
LoveToSmile101 0
Lmao. that's hilarious but Fyl u have been owned.
JackR1104 0
#23 is correct
MooKee 0
He doesnt deserve you, you'll find better guys =) Also genius_man16 it's okay, gay pride all the way, buddy. :)
WildBill1337 0
again, people commenting are always a bunch of pricks. "you got rejected, therefore im superior to you!" do you really think that helps? funny how humans always seem to degrade each other whenever given an opportunity. i honestly hope that earth is destroyed soon. **** people.
lauren_is_chill 0
lmao. sucksss ! (:
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I've been like that. Although I haven't had a crush on someone for a while (since November). That's unfortunate though. I hate it when they feel it necessary to swear at people they don't know; or think they don't know anyway. Maybe once he gets to know you, he'll come to find you're a nice person!
XblahhX 0
This doesn't make sense. You have to be buddies with him to comment on a picture. And he probably wouldn't accept someone as a from who he doesn't know.
JackR1104 0
#26 he said it because people saying "first" "second" etc. is extremely annoying and pointless. #27 I would love to see you point out a single comment which passes over that message.
guitardedman 0
that kinda sucks.. but at the same time, you do kinda deserve it if he doesn't know you that well. its just a little creepy to do shit like this over the internet, but we've all done it. he was a prick about it though