Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I liked one of my crush’s Instagram post from 2012 while stalking his profile. Despite me realising my mistake and un-liking the post, he immediately followed me back, and sent me a DM saying, “Wow, that’s some deep digging.” I’m now referred to as his "creepy stalker archaeologist of Instagram." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
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Top comments
lilcuti3pi389 0
Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.
genius_man16 1
****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(
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laugh_it_off 0
stalker.. jk
poobear 0
its your own fault he doesnt know you, if you have a crush on him maybe you shuld make an effort in person so he knows who you are
carlover 0
get a new crush. and stop being creepy
love_the_fame 0
Wait, but if you're his friend on facebook, didn't he have to add you? He's a douche for randomly adding people he doesn't know on his facebook. F*** HIS life.
_FYL_ 0
"Cool picture" You needed courage to comment THAT! And how the hell did he not know you if you're friends on fb..wtf Yea..that suxx get a new crush..or try and maybe think about going outside and stop stalking ppl on fb
eeee93757 0
22 for the win, you deserved it
alternichick 0
wow that really sucks. but atleast you can say well my name is... and hav a second first impression, unless he knows u (o supposedly) by name then that just sucks
lolbitch 0
totally #86
lilacwords 0
WOW THIS EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!!
DoctorManhattan 0
a) You couldn't come up with anything better than "cool picture"? b) Sorry it took you so much courage to leave a two-word comment on some dude's picture. c) Forget the guy. You sound like you're in high school, and high school crushes -- hell, crushes in general -- are never substantial enough to ever get worked up about.