Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I liked one of my crush’s Instagram post from 2012 while stalking his profile. Despite me realising my mistake and un-liking the post, he immediately followed me back, and sent me a DM saying, “Wow, that’s some deep digging.” I’m now referred to as his "creepy stalker archaeologist of Instagram." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
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lilcuti3pi389 0
Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.
genius_man16 1
****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(
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watermind 0
How about answering: "If you forgot, there's a ******* link you can click on to get the answer ;) That's part of what makes facebook so cool". He's being an ass. Don't let that phase you out. Good luck.
falcon_paunch 0
35 made me laugh.
viadomus815 0
agreed with #22.
chea_chea 0
That was some pretty bad wording on his part, but at the same time, not surprising. In high school I had other people add me who I'd never met before. Some I didn't have any interest in talking to and I'd see them looking at me in the hallway but of course never say anything to me. It's just ******* weird, I'm glad I'm out of HS because that was a couple years ago and facebook is just going deeper into the sewer as time goes on. I'm sorry the guy responded like an asshole...but you might want to work on your strategy a bit?
Im_Insane 0
you spelled Pokémon wrong...
ArtsySwag 0
#34- not necessarily. Just because you haven't spoken to them doesn't mean you solely like their looks. You could be intrigued by their personality, their demeanor, some special hobby/skill the person possess (sports/poetry/music/art/etc). It could be a variety of things :).
JackR1104 0
#48 You said personality but how would you know someone's personality if you have never talked to them? Unless of course you're a stalker.
idontgiveone 0
OUCH D:
ilovedastone 0
#47 LOL. i just copied and pasted. maybe urban dictionary doesn't know how to do the little e thing. and the OP made the mistake by not stalking silently. facebook stalking = fun.
monkeyz0r 0
#26, you cant say "first comment" or "second comment" without getting flamed at on any website sorry, its the truth :/