Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I liked one of my crush’s Instagram post from 2012 while stalking his profile. Despite me realising my mistake and un-liking the post, he immediately followed me back, and sent me a DM saying, “Wow, that’s some deep digging.” I’m now referred to as his "creepy stalker archaeologist of Instagram." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
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lilcuti3pi389 0
Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.
genius_man16 1
****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(
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Telcontar14 0
Don't complain about your crush not knowing who you are if you've never introduced yourself. YDI Edit: Ditto to 13, couldn't have said it better myself.
lm_wfc 0
#16 is right
cartering 0
He/she never said he/she was friends with the guy - you can comment on people's facebook photos when you aren't friends with them, just as long as the picture is in album tagged with someone's photo who is in your friends list
theghostofher 0
#13 took the words right out of my mouth
ArtsySwag 0
#49- I don't think you'd have to be a stalker. You can just happen to have a class or see a person around and just observe how they interact with people (typing that out seems stalkerish LOL but idk, some people are just very observant). If they always have a group of people laughing, you may come to the conclusion that they're funny. If you've seen them while volunteering somewhere, you may come to the conclusion that they're a caring individual...
JackR1104 0
#57 some good points, but is that really enough to have a crush on someone and be upset enough to make an FML when they don't know who you are? I still stick to my opinion that to like someone you have to have talked to them before.
lovexmusic 0
That really sucks. Even if he didn't know who you were, he should've been nicer about it.
zed_eh 0
Lol I monitored this one... and said yes JUST so i could say "You deserve it" You prolly have like 500 Friends on FB
candiixo 0
SHAWG SHAWG SHAWG YDI.
sportsnut 0
awesome and YDI... internet stalking and not actually knowing the person is hilarious