Today, we had some workers come to paint my office building. As a receptionist, it's my job to stock the fridge with soda. I walked into the supply closet just in time to find a worker peeing in a bucket. I stood there for about 10 seconds before I understood what was happening and ran out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML
Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
Today, on a thirty minute commute to a job interview, I felt the urge to pee. When I got there, I politely asked the receptionist where the toilets were, and she told me to wait for someone to come show me. After another thirty minutes, someone turned up; the HR manager. FML
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
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karacakal2 30
Are you working with Justin Bieber?
Wingman527 22
Some things just can't be unseen
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savagetitan 13
replace bucket with a girl u have R Kelly
revolvearoundme 15
Probably had paint on his clothes and didn't want to get it on the bathroom.. Men are peeing ninjas! 30 seconds, a bottle, and something just big enough to hide the bottle and we're good. That guy you drove past standing just behing that waist level sign, PEEING! That guy with his back to you admiring the view by himself, PEEING! Behind that bush over there, 3 guys PEEING! (All 3 looking straight ahead so as not to see either of the other 2.)
I_own_a_dog 11
Looks like none of you have ever worked in manual labor before.. This is actually pretty typical especially if it's close to the work site to save time; when a job needs done it needs done
doodlecloud 27
I've actually heard of builders/plumbers/electricians/etc. doing this before...I was disgusted then too. There's really no excuse for not just going to the damn bathroom, especially when you're in someone else's house or workplace.
tomvertigo 17
Maybe his boss is a prick and won't let him go. At my prior job we were allowed two piss breaks a day and it was on the road driving all day. Many bottles saved my day.
Dramori 29
Sounds like he's taking the piss.
steam_engenius 21
I really don't understand why, but painters have often been the most foul people I've ever come into contact with. Like, spitting chew on the floor in the office they're painting, with me right there. And now this. What the hell?
lukian_fml 29
With sheets down to protect the floor? I hope..
capnbzarr 43
I'd delete the sentence about stocking the fridge to make the story more succinct.
greatfirstdate 18
But then there would be a bunch of people commenting, "What were you doing in the supply closet???"
McQuiznos 9
My brother works in construction and tells me how the Mexican coworkers will shit in uninstalled toilets and leave it unclean and piss in bottles and leave them lying around.
devans00 14
The world is men's toilet. We all just live in it.
Krovels 10
You must've been pissed