Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML
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Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML
Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, and for over week, one of my nostrils has been stuffed to the point I can't breathe through it. I tried nasal spray and blowing it out, but nothing worked. I wanted to go to the doctor but first, I used a flashlight and a pair of tweezers. The giant, crusted booger bullet I pulled out was as long as my palm. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML
Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML
Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said, “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
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Top comments
snowsock 0
Spices may help, but you don't snort them dumb ass.
Twinklestar 0
That's pretty ******* retarded.
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Comments (174)
Ihavetopee 0
Dude, that's the new high.
wilberp3 2
Y would snort it dumbass and especially with red pepper. YDI
Kuri_fml 0
You should have just eaten a teaspoon full of wasabi, that would've done it lol.
RPGod 0
Wrong type of spice, dipshit.
Tribulations 0
How could that possibly be a good idea under any definition? YDI
Silent_Harmony 3
Wow you should get an award LOL
AAAAHHHH12 2
For extreme amounts of stupidity in a short span of time. Good idea.
4ube_fml 6
now i beleive that the darwin awards are real
fml_seriouslyfml 0
just for the record... a (non-painful) remedy for nasal congestion is warm salt water with a pinch of baking soda... you use a syringe (without a needle) and sort of squirt it up your nose gently... it clears out your sinuses pretty well.
fili450r 0
but putting forks in electrical sockets is electrifying...haha...i shorted the power in one of my classes by doing it...just dnt touch it when you put it in....use a notebook to hold it...better with lights off too.
Slackness 10
This is a common mistake, more people than you imagine make it. The best cure for you ailment is to use oriental spices, wasabi is known to be the best cure all in oriental 'cure-alls'. It has to be taken at the point of the problem i.e. nasal issues - through the nose, constipation - through the exit hole. Good luck.