Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML
Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML
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davehorn 1
birth control dumbass!
knights95 9
Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.
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Comments (539)
avclovewsh 8
why are you have sex let alone unprotected sex at 15 ... are you guys trying to ruin your lives?? you better make sure it's yours and she telling the truth before you get even more involved ...... good luck!!
TheHexagon 0
It's called abortion. Or a metal coat hanger.
starburst7596 14
to those of you assuming hes over age of consent, i think youre wrong. the "my 15 year old girlfriend" part makes you think hes older. i think he did that to say how old they are.
Blue_eyes11 0
how old are you??
jeffreyalan 0
im in the exact same situation, it really sucks, i feel your pain
sammie91michelle 0
Look on the bright sidee now u guys can be on 16 and pregnant and live off mtv money for being on the show!!!
ryankon518 3
Take all his gun ammo. Can't use a gun without ammo.
SirJamie77 7
True. But he can catch OP and use the butt of the rifle to beat him to a pulp with it.
bellaasaad1997 0
wow looks like someones going to be a daddy good luck
abates92 0
The only way this would be an FML is if you had finished it up with 'I've never had sex with my girlfriend.'
anghellic9 0
if I had a daughter and you got her pregnant I'd blow your nuts off with my shotgun.15 is too young to be a mother.