Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML
Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML
Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML
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davehorn 1
birth control dumbass!
knights95 9
Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.
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bigassfish97 0
dumbass
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
how old are u? that's my question
Ugi 27
Clearly you screwed up, but since you refer to her as "girlfriend" rather than "victim" I assume that it was a joint decision and you now have a joint responsibility to decide what you do from here. You decided to behave as adults. Now we see whether you were ready to be adults or not. There are plenty of over 18s who are not, but you may be. Assuming that she does a real test (rather than just being a few days late) and is really prefnant, you and she must decide whether you will keep the baby. There must be counselors at school who can help you decide about this. If you think you might want to keep the baby, you probably need to talk to both families too - having a baby is hard work and you will want their help. I hope you can do that without being shot. If you decide not to keep the baby then you need to get moving - there are time limits after which they can't abort. You may need money. She may need your support. You chose to do this, you must help as much as you can. If you decide you do want to keep the child, are you going to do so as joint parents living together? If so, how and where? Whether or not you stay together, someone needs to pay to support the kid and your responsibility certainly extends to that. It would be helpful for you both, however, if at least you can finish school or your earning prospects might not be too good. Can you, with her and/or your parents, agree a way for you to do that? Whichever way things go, you have hard, adult, decisions to make. Having children can be wonderful but you are in for a hard time whichever way you go. Good luck!
Anonymiss_Nia 3
If you have sex, you will get pregnant--and die!!
Ugi 27
I have a feeling you will die whether or not you have sex. In this case the OP may be dying a little faster than normal, however, I grant you that.
Smidgery 5
I think what we're also forgetting is being under the age of 16 and having sex with someone over that age is considered rape. You are so screwed OP. What the Hell were you thinking?
itswhateveridk 0
should have worn a condom asshole
WTFitsBob 4
well YDI dumbass, you shouldn't be having sex at that age -.- teenagers these days..i mean i am one myself but i wouldn't act THAT stupid.
cdatribe23 0
im sorry, but its your fault for having sex at such a young age:) not that im against premarital sex , but you sound like little kids! good luck with it all!
Poliahputz 0
shes probably lieing......kick her in the stomach, either way its a win!
fluffysponges 0
You're screwed. Change your name and move to Mexico.