Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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backseatfever 0
this is the lamest fml i've ever read.
nbrachelxo 0
I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!
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Comments (161)
jenn9854 0
wow... this is dumb... and its your, not you're. proof read dumbass. lol.
kk_fml 0
im starting to think the moderators have no sense of humor. this got chosen out of the thousands that get posted each day? lame
optimusbob 0
thats hilarious! but i agree its not an FML
w33d_bl0w_pi11s 0
lol #4 and this is retarded...
zushiba 0
2 different eye colors is so amazingly hot on a girl. Really.
DisturbedDriver 0
Awwww, your BF spoiled the moment!!!! I'm a practical guy, so I would've at least said something along the lines of "That's hot" or "I like variety!" =)
babbling27 0
How long have you known each other? It's kinda sad that he just noticed this.
FML625 0
i agree with #4, i hate when people cant use your and you're right.
Insert_Wit_Here 0
The lamest FML is definitely "Today I spilt a pack of pasta on my kitchen floor. FML". As for this one here, I was kinda hoping he would've said "... Ya know, like David Bowie". Bet you wouldn't have hated that one so much. And if you did, you can go suck a lemon 'cause Bowie is awesome and you don't even deserve a comparison.
tehhotness 0
Lol #4, basic grammar FTW