Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
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backseatfever 0
this is the lamest fml i've ever read.
nbrachelxo 0
I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!
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Comments (161)
sLap_fml 0
haha, i think that is kinda funny. but i don't think it should be a fml, dogs are beautiful creatures :)
DeimosFriday 0
well at least he notice things ...
crazy_cat_lady 0
Awww LOL sometimes guys say some funny stuff. I remember I had my hair parted and pulled forward on each side of my neck and my boyfriend said, "You remind me of that purple Pound Puppy with your hair like that."
x_eyebrows 0
How is this a big deal at all? Definitely not an "FML" moment.
SRMB4life 0
My boy says shit like that to me too. My nose is usually the first thing on my body to get cold. He just coos and says "that's so cute, you're like a puppy!" Yeah, **** you too.
JMania 0
#4: Today, I was wasting my time being a grammar nazi on the internet. I realized that I should be doing more worthwhile things with my life. FML
alex_vik 1
Keep your contacts separate so you don't make this mistake again? I honestly don't know what to say to this.
trickshot11 0
38- you are an idiot
Art_Vandeley 0
2 diffrent eyecolours are f***ing hot..
666midnight 0
That was a nice thing for him to pick up on, shame he ruined it with the last words, it's nice when someone picks up on the small minor details about you, maybe next time he can do it without comments like that at the end =P
Claeric 0
It wasnt an insult and it wasnt a rude comment. Any of you who think otherwise...you're probably some stupid girl who takes everything far too seriously. The girls on this site are morons.