Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I was finally about to propose to my girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. Just as I got down on one knee, the fire alarm went off and the entire restaurant had to evacuate. She thought I was joking, and now she’s mad at me for "messing with her emotions." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
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thathurts 0
YDI for not recognizing your own girlfriend..
chocolatedrop 0
i first read this and thought of the fresh prince of bel air
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Comments (170)
brittanynsimons 0
awe! dumb girlfriend.... but u really should have known where she would be standing.... :/ sorry dude
Mamabeth 0
Hahahaha!!!
ymonkey96 0
you're so stupid u shoulda yelled her name out instead of pointing ydi
gymdiva1 0
okkk i think that is the sweetest thing ever!!!!(: i mean i guess you should of said her name or known where she was standing, but i also think that your gf(well know ex-gf) over reacted a little too much. im sorry dude!):
AliCai 0
y didn't u yell her name like most ppl go "(the name), will u marry me?!!!!"
paigec97 2
that is sooo sad:(
moonlight_daze 8
If she's not even letting you explain yourself then she wasn't marriage material anyway..
BoboMatrix 0
If she's going to hold that against you while on a bungee jump then dump her and marry the other one.
Hughmadd 0
This is the most obviously bull shitted FML I've seen so far.
cosmicfool13 0
shenanigans. didn't happen. bs. etc