Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
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Top comments
Meow34 0
Your boyfriend is a douche, if he loves another girl he shouldn't be with you. I'm sorry, Kayla. You should dump him :|
meetmeinhell 0
HA OUCH egg his house
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DizzyDemon0 9
thats a burn. you don't think that you love someone. you know it.
ttonks007 0
people tickle me on here, not reading the original post very thoroughly. for shame, kids. for shame. and in response to the ultra-many comments about when to say the 3 special words, i say that you all need to pipe down! the phrase "i love you" is so overused and abused in today's society, and it's not up to ANY of you to tell/suggest/hint for when to say it. that decision is solely for the people in the relationship. i don't care if it takes someone 3 months, 3 weeks, 3 days, or 3 years! you all stay out of it, ya hear? but as for you, kayla, i wish you the best. hope there are no misunderstandings involved in the situation – and if it really turns out to be what you think it is, please do yourself one of the greatest favors ever: admit that he's just not that into you and MOVE ON. because you'll find someone that really IS that into you. you'll see. :)
theoldGP 0
dump his ass girrrlllll.
maiden_girl 5
Wow. That sucks! I hope you find someone else.
metro_man 0
you submit this FML as anonomys and mention your name in it
redonkulon 2
what metro_man said
fcuk_fml 0
ouch.
kjxmlxmon 0
omg. was he cheating on you? DUMP HIM BEFORE HE GETS THE CHANCE. or just wait, but be all like, a zombie. make him feel guilty for what he did, but don't be all weepy. don't worry, you'll get through this. you'll find someone better than him.
Vehicle 1
He doesn't deserve either of you. What a jerk. But at least it's only been three months. This could have gone on forever. Don't worry, I know it's hard, but you'll find someone better! But in the meantime, since you know this information, you should find a way to play it against him. :] Good luck!
nuga 0
I was gonna write pretty much exactly what #17 said. You shouldn't jump to conclusions with no evidence. Or listen in on your boyfriend's conversations with his friends...