Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Meow34 0
Your boyfriend is a douche, if he loves another girl he shouldn't be with you. I'm sorry, Kayla. You should dump him :|
meetmeinhell 0
HA OUCH egg his house
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (161)
freckles_knows 0
Yeah I agree with #61. You only 'decided' that you loved him after you though he was saying he loved you... So does that mean if you hadn't heard that you wouldn't have 'decided' that you loved him?
cthulhu1138 1
I wouldn't jump to conclusions too quickly on this one.
kellster 2
Actually, I was all set to lay out the pity (for real! :/) but then I realized that maybe it could have meant you, too. I don't know. But I guess you'll have to find out. :/
musicsnob79 0
LMAO @ #55 You are a complete moron. Dump his ass and pay someone to beat him up. Also, never believe a man that tells you he loves you after only a few months. He doesn't even KNOW you yet, at that point.
gross__ 0
ouuuch... :(
babydoll86_fml 0
Oooh, nasty. Poor Kayla :(
Paynegwynn 0
Wait, so dated for three months without telling the other you loved them? People these days.
Paynegwynn 0
Wait, so dated for three months without telling the other you loved them? People these days.
zxop 0
youre not as great as you thought?
xOpheliacx 0
Shoot paintballs at his house. XD