Baustigt
Perth, Australia
Who you gonna call?
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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decko44 7
Omnomnom wall flavor!
DocBastard 40
I'm assuming this is that bulldog in your profile picture, right? You're lucky though - strange noises in the hall are usually poltergeists, so I'm shocked SHOCKED! that it wasn't a specter. But don't walk out there to investigate! Next time just walk into the light like the crazy little lady says.
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Superllama12 11
Only in Australia...
MainPrism 16
You should call that chick whose boyfriend sales pot & does drywall i bet you could get a cheap package deal if you supply the munchies...
kei1108 13
XD This is written brilliantly!
irishloveguiness 3
So, why would it take your liver? it's dead anyways.
BenjiXBass 2
What exactly does grating sound like?
G97Alex 21
I always assume that they come for my spleen.
PartyxRocked 0
Hullo, err, can we have your liver?
BlAzEtHiS 0
A poltergeist is a haunting spirit not an organ thief
thedoenut 5
Was it's name marley
Inediblepeaches 15
What flavor of wall was it?