Baustigt
Perth, Australia
Who you gonna call?
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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decko44 7
Omnomnom wall flavor!
DocBastard 40
I'm assuming this is that bulldog in your profile picture, right? You're lucky though - strange noises in the hall are usually poltergeists, so I'm shocked SHOCKED! that it wasn't a specter. But don't walk out there to investigate! Next time just walk into the light like the crazy little lady says.
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The_Hitdude 12
71- Sorry for the outburst, I was having one of my dick moments. 'Twas a long day. Guess I'll go troll somewhere else..... *grabs net and slithers away*
annagilbert 6
screw the dog. i'd be pissed if it was chewing my wall.
Pancakemines 0
Whats that boy? The drug dealing leprican is stuck in the wall?
13whatsername13 0
I read that as 'bullfrog' which made the story so much better...
Mason29 0
Slow and steady wins the race
wyattshack 4
Eating the wall, looking for the poltergeist
ArielTheMermaid 17
Love how this is worded. :) OP, maybe you can get one of those pet gates or keep him outside?
ArielTheMermaid 17
Hahaha wow. Your dog sounds cool :) I have two dogs, one's super hyper and the other is lazier than the guy who created the Japanese flag.
wittygirl 8
He needs more fiber.. Atleast that was what I got out that.
Cookehz 0
To murder and steal ur liver huh? We better tell someone about theses liver stealing poltergeists
shaka_Z_0929007 10
haha, i love how you say "casually eating the wall". that is just freaking funny!