Baustigt
Perth, Australia
Who you gonna call?
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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decko44 7
Omnomnom wall flavor!
DocBastard 40
I'm assuming this is that bulldog in your profile picture, right? You're lucky though - strange noises in the hall are usually poltergeists, so I'm shocked SHOCKED! that it wasn't a specter. But don't walk out there to investigate! Next time just walk into the light like the crazy little lady says.
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The_Hitdude 12
Where the **** did you get Door from? This is by far one of the worst grammar nazi fails I've seen in a while. Go troll somewhere else.
medfly 2
unless your dog was trying to get out of somewhere, it sounds like pica, so you should go see if he has iron deficiency or another deficiency. talk to a vet if he does it more.
LaughinStock 16
Oh sorry 66, I thought this was Family Feud, the guy asked me what I would find in a normal household. :-/
dgdude101 5
Why would a poltergeist want your liver in the first place?
takeitandrun 13
If your dog doesn't normally chew stuff up you might have something living in your walls that your dog can hear moving around like mice, roaches, rats etc. When my dog started eating into the wall I ended up finding out there were squirrels living in my wall that had come in through the attic. Hopefully not but that might be a bonus FYL to go along with this.
KiddNYC1O 22
What lead you to think all that? Did you forget you have a dog?
itzia 7
You're not alone, my kitchen's wall corner is permanently marked with teeth marks
PsychoticAsylum 26
Unless you stole some dead guy's liver to feed your family, you shouldn't worry about a poltergeist stealing your liver. (Shame on you if you don't remember this story.)
uhnevermind 24
In the version I heard, the guy was fat and kept the liver all to himself to eat because his wife ate the one they had.(the non-human liver)
aimeesea75 16
That part about your liver made me laugh so hard I snorted.
StromyG2 10
You deserve it for that drawn out bad prose. F (that's your grade)