Baustigt
Perth, Australia
Who you gonna call?
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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decko44 7
Omnomnom wall flavor!
DocBastard 40
I'm assuming this is that bulldog in your profile picture, right? You're lucky though - strange noises in the hall are usually poltergeists, so I'm shocked SHOCKED! that it wasn't a specter. But don't walk out there to investigate! Next time just walk into the light like the crazy little lady says.
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hateevryone 15
You have a wild imagination
memory97064 4
My Rottweiler ate a hole on the corner of the wall. Looked like JAWs came into my house hungry! Good luck!
skyeyez9 25
Your dog is half termite.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Dog should see a vet. Either it is deficient in something or has an intestinal blockage... Either not good for the dog. There is a chance the dog is just utterly retarded too, especially with it being a purebred dog since they are pretty inbred, but a vet should absolutely look the dog over to be sure.
rubberduckie94 13
My dog once ate the kitchen while we were gone.
MerrikBarbarian 9
The whole kitchen??? Ate or just trashed? Because the former... Holy shit his big is your dog?
rubberduckie94 13
He chewed up the cabinet doors drug stuff out of the cabinets, and chewed up and ate some of the Tupperware he drug from out from inside of them, gnawed up the door frames and oh yeah the trash was everywhere.
gracehi 33
Well the poltergeist didn't kill you and steal your liver (because poltergeists love liver?) but it seems he's possessed your bulldog. Fortunately, it seems the poltergeist's intelligence has been impaired by the canine brain's limitations and the poltergeist thought he could chew his way to you.
LaughinStock 16
Door*
galt 13
My staffy does this!!! And she decided to do it when we were selling to!
Helenarth 6
Heh. Have fun explaining that one to potential buyers.
Nerdfightersrule 11
My cat chased my dog once... he was actually scared. Of a cat. Who, though she is fat, is smaller than him. Yeah. Interesting as 'casually chewing the wall'
murdersquirrel 15
Once upon a time I lived near a German Shephard that was terrified of our cat.
loginword123 0
Sounds like the sence from willy wonka where they lick the fruit flavored wallpaper