Baustigt
Perth, Australia
Who you gonna call?
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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decko44 7
Omnomnom wall flavor!
DocBastard 40
I'm assuming this is that bulldog in your profile picture, right? You're lucky though - strange noises in the hall are usually poltergeists, so I'm shocked SHOCKED! that it wasn't a specter. But don't walk out there to investigate! Next time just walk into the light like the crazy little lady says.
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doglover100 29
I'd get him some bones to chew on.
lokar_ogar 11
If your dog is so nutrient deprived it eats walls, try feeding it some ******* real food.
kittykat1501 31
Wow, so much wierdness
CheddarBug8 20
What would a poltergeist want with your liver?