Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
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Top comments
martin8337 36
The schools can take their zero tolerance policy and stick it up their asses. Getting banned for trying to get your stuff back is some major bullshit.
xivoricbutterfly 25
Mr Mosbey: No running in my lobby!
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Comments (29)
miss__brightside 11
? damn sorry that happened to you. Did you at least get your bag back?
sstahpp 33
Did you run after him quietly???
KrustyKrab 18
Well? Did you get your bag back?
Darkness_Hate 29
Come on in totally makes sense....For a twisted mind.
UhHuhHoney 20
Did you tell the library what had happened?
ZombieSazza 34
I would speak to someone in management about what happened and see if they can talk to the library for you.
EmoKami 21
Books are over-rated! Wikipedia is all you need! Haha
Retaheki 27
It's overrated, not over-rated.You'd probably know if you read a book.
UhHuhHoney 20
Wikipedia is not even an accurate or scholarly site at all...
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Please tell me you're kidding..
grunt_fml 17
Maybe you should not have told them "But... but... all the books I stole were in that bag!". But seriously this is stupid, I hope you got your bag back at least.
saphy222 17
That's just wrong
exception82 4
did he get banned a well? :)