Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
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Top comments
martin8337 36
The schools can take their zero tolerance policy and stick it up their asses. Getting banned for trying to get your stuff back is some major bullshit.
xivoricbutterfly 25
Mr Mosbey: No running in my lobby!
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Comments (29)
vikky538 29
was the thief also a student?
Rkikkas9713 25
You should take that to the principal, that's bullcrap OP.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Look the librarian in the eye, take a book off the shelf, and walk out the door without checking it out, you can't return it if your banned
Brandi_Faith 34
Then he would just be in trouble for stealing seeing as the book wasn't actually checked out.
GunSlinger69 19
I hate school, I was was expelled once for hitting this guy back after he hit me, apparently the cameras only got a good capture of me punching him, he didn't even get a suspension.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
I got banned from my school library because someone else knocked over my drink. Funny, I apologized and cleaned up the whole thing and they still blame it on me.
Mindset 11
Did you at least get your bag?
syed121417 22
I don't understand the thinking of school administrations sometimes. Kids could be bullying another and nothing will be done about it until it erupts in a fight, and suddenly the victim is to blame. That is so stupid. What do they think, you were supposed to just sit by and calmly tell a teacher that your bag got stolen, meanwhile the more time you waste the worst the situation gets? I feel like some administrators live in another land where kids are never supposed defend themselves.
Badabam_fml 14
In Audtralia the victim gets blamed because you're supposed to ingnore the bully. Plus, a lot of the time the bullies are great liars, so they make it out as if the victim has done the bullying and try just defended themselves. Even if someone has stolen your stuff and the teacher saw it, all they get is a warning. If you're in primary school (elementary) the entire class will get detention. The point of this is to show that your actions affect others, but in reality, the bully doesn't give a crap because, in their mind they're not in trouble.
syed121417 22
I kind of see that perspective, but the bully doesn't care what happens to other kids for he reason that they are a bully. I feel like that lets kids off easy for being mean to each other so they learn any consequences or any real lesson.
Bernessi 18
Don't go to the school library. Just don't
Wadlaen 24
Well, rules are rules: No running in the library.