Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
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Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
Today, after spending 12 hours desperately searching everywhere I could think of, I'm forced to admit I left my wedding ring in the bathroom of the hotel suite we just spent our honeymoon in, on the literal other side of the planet. I am a dead man. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
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SubaruWRXSTI 16
At least you didn't lose it.
feven 32
You deserve.. A nap.
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Comments (22)
ZombieSazza 34
This has happened to me a few times with my pocket and my rucksack. After thinking I'd searched through them properly, I would later find my jewellery/phone/camera batteries/camera equipment - recently thought I'd lost the battery pack insert for my DSLR in the supermarket and found it later when going through my rucksack. You're not alone on this one, it really can happen to anyone!
TabooSushi 24
This is why my wedding ring goes on the chain of my pentacle necklace whenever I'm not wearing it. Makes it much less easy to lose track of!
janfleury 19
I do stuff like that all the time. Ever been talking on your phone and start looking for your phone?
nanner6206 24
I've answered my phone and replied "no, not yet" when my husband called and asked if I'd found it. he laughed and said my name in the "omg, you're an idiot" voice.
Jennapea 15
Glad you found it!
slavka012 11
Where is the FML here, you going your ring
praisejeebus 6
This is something I would do
LevelupKid 8
this isnt an FML. you just didn't realize you had it. WTF?