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BadGirlfriend12 This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

When love breaks down

Today, my boyfriend actually offered me $1000 to break up with him, and to move back to where my family lives 5 hours away. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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lovelyred 0

did you take the money?

crzywhitebtch 0

take the money he obviously doesn't want to be with you anymore.

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take the money and get your own place

Son_of_Helghan 0

Shoulda made him his sammich woman!!!!!!

what a douche!!

Son_of_Helghan 0

Dude just wanted his ******* sandwich!

what the **** u done to him to make him want you away that bad !!!

Raleigh_bruh 7

Touché. :]

you u must have done something right? usually u don't get anything? and people saying ur worth more than that are living in Disneyland 

loserboii 11

take it, crap on his carpet, and steal his wallet anyway

moderated this one lol

You must be a really bad gf if your bf offers you 1000$ for leving him :o Anyway just take the money and go buy chocolate ice cream.