Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized the guy I've been hooking up with has a daughter who is a year younger than me. As if that wasn't bad enough, I also found out she had a child of her own. I've been hooking up with a grandpa. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, I came back home from an errand and found my ex in bed, embracing my 20 year-old daughter. They said that nothing has been going on. Glad he's an ex. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
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Great_Grizz 7
Depending on the reasons you used to kick his ass routinely I’d say you might’ve had that coming
RichardPencil 32
Revenge is a dish best served cold. You think him dating her is a kick, wait until you have to shell out about $50,000 for him to marry her!😂😂😂 Suck it, bully!
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Comments (17)
Abby Whitaker 8
Clearly you had it coming
leighmacj 11
I hope he does truely disgusting consensual sex acts with your daughter and sends you a video. Karma laughing at you for been a douchbag bully in HS.
DogStew 20
Good for him! I hope they do butt stuff.
Jillian51894 12
Bahaha shouldn't of been a bully then! Sucks to suck!
Lisa Wonder 5
good for him 😂 when I was in my late teens I slept with the dad of my bully