Today, my "friend" told me I was weird and irritating. Yet she has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter, hates people in general, and has a Facebook for her cat. Yeah, I'm the weird one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
Today, a girl and her boyfriend dramatically left our group chat. One of her friends, a mod, is blaming me over a public exchange we had; he says it proves I "don't know her AT ALL." The crazy bitch called me every istaphobe in the book over not liking her favorite anime, and left because I told her to grow up. FML
Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML
Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
Today, a close, funny friend who has quite the attitude, received a long email from a long-time friend of hers, telling her how difficult she is. When I told her it doesn’t matter, that she is still wonderful, she went off on how bad a friend I am for saying that, and then deleted me off WhatsApp. FML
Today, I wrote a Facebook post venting about the horrible things I've been going through lately, hoping my friends would console me. I discovered that my English teacher from 30 years ago, the creepy dude who keeps asking me out, and some random chick I don't even know are my only "friends." FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
No shit, you must be weird for having friends like that.
Tuesdays76 0
Who doesn't have a Facebook for their cat?
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Comments (349)
NecromancerA7X 0
is the cats name Mrs. Norris?
SweetKillerDoll 0
That sounds like every friend ive ever had from 4th grade up
Ritaa_fml 4
Why the **** is that weird?
673482 0
Geez, this sounds a lot like me! No, I'm positive my "friend" is talking about me. Yes I LOVE Harry Potter. I grew up watching and reading it, and I can quote practically every line. I dont hate people. I LOVE talking to people!
673482 0
And yes, my cats do have a Facebook. I didn't create it though. My weird(good way) mom made it, and told me to put pics of my cats on FB, otherwise I couldn't use it the computer. My little cousin uses the accounts to play games like pet society. Does this explain it?
Sassybq1 13
omgsh that sounds almost EXACTLY like MY friend. god shes a pain. but i loves her and i gotta protect her :P. shes like a total bitch to everyone but me and they expect ME to control her. and i gotta tell them "HEY! shes not my hooker ok? shes my FRIEND. i shouldnt have to control her." so i get wut ur goin through chica.
technicolourain1 0
she sounds like me...
Tailsy 6
wow, I think I know her.
sempersyn 0
She is obviously a Tumblr user!
Honestly_Lainey 21
Hahahaha I know a girl like this. Is the girl you're talking about named Maggie? If not... Well then... Thats just oddly coincidental.