Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML
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Marmarfarfar 25
Did she ask you to stop and you didn't?
harrypotter955 19
It's either that she's really stupid or you were throwing that mud like a champ.
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Comments (50)
a7x_rever1 7
She's not worth it man, there's someone else out there who is better for you.
irritate 9
Sucks she's probably regrets op
Lawlsacopter 6
Is this English from Google Translate?
kwyk 23
That really hard piece of mud that broke her nose might have been a rock.
PinkieKeen 20
No. You can say bitches be serious, though.
msbitz 10
Make her a mud pie
Adhdkid107 9
Wow someone needs to take a joke. You guys were just having fun. Try to explain you were just joking around OP.
splashface1 10
Well she started it...but seriously you probably deserved better op
arcee_94 1
hahahahahaha that was one hilarious fight lol who knows maybe you find someone that loves to "mud-fight"
CommentModerated 17
Too much laughing
SS99_fml 20
Well, it's better that you found out now than later...it seems like she doesn't have that great of a sense or humor :/ you should try talking to her about whether there were some underlying issues.
RedPillSucks 33
oh what a terrible sight, much to the peoples delight. One hell of a fight!