Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Top comments
Sinshine 28
Fantasies are fantasies. You can't get mad for him fantasizing as long as he doesn't act it out. Everyone fantasizes about things.
RichardPencil 32
Yet most people have the good sense to keep them to themselves, especially when the reveal could be so hurtful.
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Gubbon 17
Checkers? Hello?
Silver Kitsune 5
Well you could have gone your whole life without knowing that tidbit of information