Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheelchair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheelchair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML
Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
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Top comments
kglambert24 8
That's actually a little creepy.
techweed 12
"Make her day by asking her to marry me"... A bit conceited, aren't we?
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Comments (60)
Helped 35
That's creepy as hell.
ashjo 12
Wait, how is that part of a scavenger hunt??!
ShaveOffMyPubes 1
Why the hell would that be in a scavenger hunt?
Nyo84 8
Be lucky. You got a disgruntled old lady from a scavenger hunt. I got a stalker.
Wealthyparrot 9
That's what you get for not bringing a ring.
foxychik10704 17
Could've been worse. She could have accepted, and then take out a bag of flour and bombard you with it after you tell her it's for a scavenger hunt.
pie_flavor 16
That is the weirdest scavenger hunt I've ever heard of.
Gabilliam 19
bet it was GISHWHES
BonerFart 23
Your heart may have been in the right place, but her wheelchair was in a better one, which was over your ass.