Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheelchair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheelchair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML
Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
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Top comments
kglambert24 8
That's actually a little creepy.
techweed 12
"Make her day by asking her to marry me"... A bit conceited, aren't we?
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Comments (60)
iwadasn 33
YDI for being presumptuous enough to think that a fake proposal from you would be guaranteed to make a stranger's day. "I don't know what this person is doing for the rest of the day, but interacting with ME will totally be the highlight of it!"
Matticus5000 5
What kind of scavenger hunt has you asking someone to marry you?
lonewolf621 17
Lol, grandmas on the loose!
CanadianCutie22 16
feisty old thing
wvcheesehead1 9
You must be ugly as a bowling shoe.
wvcheesehead1 9
You must be ugly as a bowling shoe.
Abdulis2cool 9
I fail to see how you were going to make her day by fake-proposing to her
onorexveritas 24
well you fulfilled the requirement, she didn't have to say yes
lazyasn 5
her loss :( she could have had it allll, rolling in the deeeeeppp ♪♫
amifaiyaz 12
Uhm, anyone would be freaked out if you asked them that, old ladies get creeped out too.