Today, while I was showering in my dorm, a hand reached through the curtain and grabbed my ass. I hit the person on the other side of the curtain. He opened the curtain, thinking that I was his girlfriend. He apologized, then went on to have sex with his girlfriend in the shower stall next to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
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Ole_Stinker 0
Too bad you didn't knock the guy out. Any guy who walks into a women's bathroom and blindly puts his hand into a stall needs to be clobbered, even if he does think his girlfriend is in there.
uscscreenwriter 0
#12, guys aren't allowed in a women's restroom ANYWHERE.
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Comments (82)
CryingHowls 0
1. just because the dude apologized doesn't make it any better. he went into the girl's bathroom, and even though it was an accident, he grabbed a girl's ass, and opened the curtain to see if the girl was his gf. that is wrong on many levels. 2. lots of people don't seem to think this is a big deal. maybe i'm just assuming but i guess the people that need some ass and haven't had any in the 20 years are desperate for it. that, or they're just ***** /manwhores. 3. its a clear breach of privacy. maybe it's something most men just don't get.
fear_is_here 0
Number 5 is right don't just sit there get in there with them now that would be hot
hcolovex0x 0
Why would he stick his hand in the other stall? Either he's trying to get some more action or he was having sex with his eyes closed. Either way FYL
lovejamienicole 0
how is this a YDI in anyway?
batmansoup 0
why did you switch from writing in the present to writing in the past?
marryjaneex0 7
lighten up!
spartan456 0
Ummm sexy xD
zsandquist416 0
Hm. Shoulda joined
Blackyx3 7
Why is Eveli
worldclassrager 41
Another reason to hate public showers...