Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML
Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
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Top comments
tompom331 19
Completely deserved it. Let him have his privacy. He's growing up. YDI.
mrsmikelowrey 15
Overly strict and invading parents make for amazing sneaks and great liars.
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Comments (158)
nightguana 3
Suck it dad
anonynous97 13
That kid is a genius???
hiddenfromsight 7
Obviously you deserve it if he knew he couldnt trust you. Kids should be able to trust someone who is it supposed to be if it isn't you?
Anonymos_Ghost 12
Dude you're son is a savage
cleydc 9
YDI. He deserves his privacy just like you do
BoonieBoy25FML 4
That's the most funniest thing I've heard today
Jwaye2 7
Depending on his age im assuming hes atleast a teen you shouldnt be snooping. You should know how curious teen boys can be as you were one once. You can easily setup red flags that notify you if he looks as something particulaly concerning otherwise leave it be. Last thing you should be doing is lying/betraying his trust. If he cant trust his own parents who can he trust? Besides if hes smart enough to pull this off i gaurentee he already knew you were lying to him hence why this happened. You can easily see the last time your computer was accessed and if it was while he was at school or out its pretty obvious.
Ilovelife93 9
Ha-ha...YDI!!! Can't say it enough!!! My teen years were perfect except for snooping of parents!!! Teens NEED their privacy!!! Let him make his own mistakes and live his life!! Geez Louise!
Kitty_Kat16 16
oh you know helps with that to not be a ******* liar all the time maybe build up a little trust with him so hell respect you more
izntdan 14
It's fine to be strict if that's what you thinks right. But lying about it is where you are going wrong. How can you expect your kids to be honest if you can't be honest with them