poopsthegame
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Welcome to the neighborhood
Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Welcome to the neighborhood. We don't throw eggs at strangers here, we dump on their windshields.
laurenlovesjb 20
Welcome to the neighborhood!
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buckdharma 38
Maybe just leave him some one ply, yeah that'll fix him.
knmoon 8
A good welcome to the neighborhood XD but sucks tho
awesomeosaurous 2
Aww! You met Spaghetti!
xrudeboyrock 29
Doesn't necessarily have to be aimed at you, probably just a drunk/high kid who thought it was hilarious at the time.
sweetmama88 6
That's pretty shitty !
Prettyboy_69 5
damn that's shitty ! find that someone and pop it tires xD
Acik91 26
Seems like you pissed somebody off shitless.
buckdharma 38
Hillbilly hood ornament.
chrissy2 28
Ha! A few years ago something like that happened to my friend. Right after a superbowl that the steelers played and lost we went to get some food. She had steelers stickers and stuff on her car and when we came back out we found a cup with shit in it, and shit all over her windshield along with all her steelers stuff stolen and a note that said **** you. People are seriously disguising.
ritualjman 2
That would suck hard