poopsthegame
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Welcome to the neighborhood
Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Welcome to the neighborhood. We don't throw eggs at strangers here, we dump on their windshields.
laurenlovesjb 20
Welcome to the neighborhood!
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Comments (72)
Solkiskey 2
What an asshole.
MKProcks 13
It was his way to welcome you, now you go and repay his kind welcome. :)
AzWolf 5
Welcome to the"Hood."
VLJACK 6
Wow! That is horrible. What kind of crazy person would do that? Hopefully, you didn't piss off anyone!
lsfactor 4
I've heard of a piece of shit car but....
j_cat187 20
At least you didn't leave your moonroof open.
equin0xx 6
That job's for the birds
peacefully84 19
Maybe you unintentionally started parking in the favorite spot of a crazy person.
joethebiden 8
I'm always amazed of the lengths to which people will go to do something that is both utterly disgusting and annoying.
kimg0885 23
Your move op. Although you must find the source of this prank before you can retaliate, so good luck with that!