poopsthegame
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Welcome to the neighborhood
Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Welcome to the neighborhood. We don't throw eggs at strangers here, we dump on their windshields.
laurenlovesjb 20
Welcome to the neighborhood!
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mpsteve137 15
Maybe your neighbors are birds?
Eelam_star 2
Welcome to the neighbourhood!!!!!
Rosie_Posie43 12
The shit on your windshield was your welcoming gift! Happy early holidays! :D
pradip 26
I feel for the person who did it, it's a very tough position to take a shit. Lol
Eelam_star 2
Maybe it's you because you seem like you are speaking from experience. OP, I solved the case. It's this guy that normally gets thumbed down for his comments, lol
DocBastard 40
Some neighbours bring the new people pies. Yours bring cow pies.
ManInTheMachine 20
Or chocolate pies, Minney's specialty. "EAT MY SHIT!"
buckdharma 38
I think he is trying to tell you that your ride is a eye sore.
Dracoboxer357 36
Hello, Mr Popular. :p That's pretty rude and fairly disgusting, Op. My condolences, I hope the rest of your neighbourly experiences aren't quite so, er...shitty. :p
Hannahbanana95 8
Gross. Sorry that happened
Hannahbanana95 8
Are all of my comments jus gonna get thumbed down..?
unknown_user5566 27
57- Sooner or later I'm sure you'll get thumbed up. You shouldn't care so much, though. Everyone has a period of time where their comments are disliked.
perdix 31
#24, when in doubt, go with "Aw, I'll be your friend." People usually like you when you say that.
Hannahbanana95 8
Thanx(:
KiddNYC1O 22
24- You look like Selena Gomez.
Hannahbanana95 8
I get that alot
Hannahbanana95 8
#102 thanx tho if thats a good thing(: made my night(: glad not everyone on fml are haters(:
ICastillo 25
So Poops the game huh well are you going to play or just let this shit stain win?
frecktured 14
Brownies