poopsthegame
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Welcome to the neighborhood
Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Welcome to the neighborhood. We don't throw eggs at strangers here, we dump on their windshields.
laurenlovesjb 20
Welcome to the neighborhood!
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That_Korean_Kid 4
That stinks. FYL op
boxbrandon11 20
Some people are a little different...I guess that is their way of saying welcome to the neighborhood :)
That_Korean_Kid 4
I was making a pun :c "that stinks"? Cause there was shit on his windshield....and...ah nvm lol
ManInTheMachine 20
16-Two things: 1.) The person above you wasn't replying to you, they were using your comment to reply to OP, i.e thread jacking. 2.) Trust me, we got the pun. Doesn't change the fact that it was bad.
Stalkerloo 11
At least they aren't taking a shit on the thread.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Welcome to the neighborhood!
Jjgibbs 5
This fml make me think of a parallel universe where people shit on cars instead of birds
unknown_user5566 27
63- Looks like we're living in that "parallel" universe then, considering someone DID take a dump on OP's car.
Cainicide 5
Something along the lines of "Sorry, OP. Looks like you had a shitty day." would have been better.
philbelfrage 13
66 - but in this parallel universe there is one crazy bird that is always ******** on people's cars.
tsent8 15
63 that reminds me of that family guy episode when Peter ***** on a pigeons car to get revenge.
Pandaman_92 10
Some people will just steal anything that's not nailed to the floor. Just be sure to bring your valuables inside or hide them in the truck.
feldco1 17
Where does the fml say anything about stealing?
Pandaman_92 10
Sorry. Misread the "a shit" as "the shit."
gc327072 31
10- why would valuables be on your windshield anyway?
Nightwing98 22
50- it's possible there could have been a GPS mounted on the windshield.
Brutalus420 5
On the outside? That's intelligent..
Feverrotes 15
#10 - Just wanted you to know, I went back and read the FML with the "the shit" in place of "a shit". Laughing my ass off as we speak.
laurenlovesjb 20
Welcome to the neighborhood!
HelenLFC 27
**** off bieberfag
HelenLFC 27
Remove yourself Bieber homosexual. Since my last comment was removed..
ICastillo 25
Yeah maybe that's how the neighborhood lets you know the accept you, by taking a shit on your windshield.
iOceanus 18
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
onlychildFTW 34
You have to love the neighbors.
cajekraze 7
"Here I made you a casserole and even digested it for you. Enjoy"
tjv3 10
Get that shit DNA tested then find the asshole it came out of and kick his ass. Then super glue his butt cheeks together
RedPillSucks 33
Welcome to the neighborhood. We don't throw eggs at strangers here, we dump on their windshields.
bettykooler 7
Nonono it's their version of a parking ticket. Though unconventional it gets the point across.
shaagy2760 13
ahwell shit happens
dilley86 4
Sounds like a 21 year old who couldn't handle his first night of legal drinking.
Cryogenix 12
So he climbed up on a car and took a dump? Pretty sure he would have fallen off of the car before he even started.
free2speak 14
Couldn't it be an animal? Sometimes dog poo looks like human poo (especially when they have diarrhea). Just saying that it would extremely uncomfortable for a person to do that.
Zomg_Okay 27
I don't think a dog would go to the trouble of climbing up on to a car.
citawita 4
Wow someone there already hates you :P Report it if it continues.
cajekraze 7
That's what I was thinking. OP may have inadvertently really pissed somebody off. Sucks
TotallyAradical 14
Sounds like you found yourself in a shitty situation.
connerwonner 7
Can't people make up new puns instead of using old overused ones?
nancyschmancy 9
How about, that's craptastic! Or what waste! Find out who it was and sewer!
challan 19
Nothing conveys a warm greeting on a cold Winters day like a streaming pile of shit.
perdix 31
They don't have cold winters in Hawaii. There the pile of shit will stay nice and warm -- like a tourist.
tsent8 15
Yeah perdix but once OP cleans it off their car it will go away. Unlike a tourist.
tj5810 21
File a complaint with the office.
loveingit 7
I wonder if they will have a form for that
patrickalamo 48
Complaint, for what? This is not the offices issue. Notify them, put up a camera if you can.
alexhaz64 4
Big bird strikes again.
Eelam_star 2
That's why we should have voted for Romney, he was going to cut PBS funds. Well, I don't really care because I live in Canada where there is free tucking health care :):)
unknown_user5566 27
54- What does Romney, Canada, and free health care have to do with anything?
j_cat187 20
Are you kidding me?! They have to do with everything. Healthcare, Obama, pigeons, violas, hamsters, and deranged blood thirsty Canadians are all they keys for the upcoming social uproar and anarchy that will result in the upmost end of all existence!
dre9889 4
How is this comment rated down? Nobody must've gotten it. Pity, this was comedy gold...