poopsthegame
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Welcome to the neighborhood
Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Welcome to the neighborhood. We don't throw eggs at strangers here, we dump on their windshields.
laurenlovesjb 20
Welcome to the neighborhood!
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tsent8 15
Can you tell me how to make cake icing mom? Go ask dad jimmy.
robohobosapien 5
at least it wasn't on you're chest
Szaszaspasz 26
I thought getting my car egged in winter in Saskatchewan was bad; FYL indeed.
swedeNix 13
That was sheldons spot...
Amama_fml 30
Well, shit happens...
d_man_0032 3
Damn, and I thought bird shit was hard to get off.
jampang6 5
Welcome to the neighborhood!
Almendarez 8
You came to the wrong neighborhood
Outhouse_Pete 4
He was saying your car's the shit!!
Alastor13X 8
Welcome to the neighborhood...