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poopsthegame This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Honolulu, United States

Welcome to the neighborhood

Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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RedPillSucks 33

Welcome to the neighborhood. We don't throw eggs at strangers here, we dump on their windshields.

Welcome to the neighborhood!

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Shit happens.....