poopsthegame
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Welcome to the neighborhood
Today, I walked out of my apartment to see that someone had climbed onto the hood of my car and taken a shit on my windshield. I only moved in a couple of weeks ago. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Welcome to the neighborhood. We don't throw eggs at strangers here, we dump on their windshields.
laurenlovesjb 20
Welcome to the neighborhood!
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Comments (72)
hairlessmonkey20 3
Well that must have been a shitty day.
BrianR716 5
Well doesn't that "stink". Hope it is a one time incident.
dan_in_wi 12
that'll teach ya to crank your music
simoncat 11
Sounds like you moved into a dumpy neighborhood. How shitty of someone. You should log some hours researching new digs. Shouldn't put up with crap like that.
DRoCC69 9
Just stand at the door with a 45. That won't happen again I bet.
brutaltruth 3
Setup a video camera to watch your car then when you see them do it again, post it on YouTube for everyone to see (then call the police).
KiddNYC1O 22
Hmmm it's like the new way of hanging those fragrance Christmas trees.
rj33445 4
Think of it as your imitation to the complex
kayaker83 4
Maybe that was a " welcome to the neighborhood" skid mark ;) all the locals do it....
knoxxx 22
I can't help but wonder if OP is a particularly obnoxious neighbor. There are times when I want to take a shit on my neighbors' car. Granted, I've never actually done anything other than ask them to quiet down..