Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, I was supposed to close on a house. Unfortunately, our lender decided that they couldn't finance us and denied us a loan, after 3 months of us digging up paperwork, saving money, and packing. Now we have to scramble to find a new place, while our insane landlady screams at us. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I opened some junk mail addressed to my fiancé and saw a credit letter about applying for a new mortgage. When I called to tell him his identity was stolen, he admitted he bought a house, and then broke up with me. I had no clue he was unhappy. FML.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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IreadFMLnaked 0
Never take a mortgage you can't afford on your own. That's just asking for problems. What if you guys did stay together and one of you lost their job?
LadyV 0
Oh my God! That's so ******* tactless of him! FYL. That guy's a douche, you're better off without him. Maybe you can find a nice roommate?
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Comments (173)
sceptic 1
That's why the first important step in you life should be MARRIAGE, and all else should follow, rather than trying to build a future on an unstable relationship! " boyfriend" - what are you, fifteen???
coried91 28
I know this post is old but YDI for buying a house with someone that you aren't married to... That's just about as stupid as getting someone's named tattooed on you. I only say this because they can break up with at any given moment... If you're married when they break it off the process is long...
maebelline12 12
That's terrible! What an asshole! Hopefully you can manage with all the house business.
merrielp 13
You have 30 days to back out.
mavman79 5
Surely it must be cosigned to be valid.
kkupka90 5
maybe you should have gotten a place you could have afforded on your own? in case something happened cause he's a bf not a husband...
fantasyworld 39
You should always buy a house that you can afford on your own, because of this FML exactly. I hope you find a roommate.