Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I received a text breakup from my boyfriend while we were sitting right next to each other on the couch. He said, “This isn’t working,” and I had to ask, “Is this a joke? You’re literally here.” His phone was on silent. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
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Top comments
shellzy 20
Oh jeez. The text message breakup. The indicator that no matter what, you're better off without them. Unless you're physically abusive, and they're better off without you.
KayleeT 9
Why in the world would she think that is the appropriate time or place to do that? Maybe you're better off without her.
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Comments (89)
5t3ff1k4h 45
Fantastic. On to bigger and better things...
vehementbitch 4
Not only were u guys sitting right next to eachother, but u were in church!!! This woman is a witch! Ladies and gentlemen pitchforks and torches please.
cetlawizard 15
Hopefully she won't be sitting next to you in church next time.
kwyk 23
I guess you could say that was almighty rude of her.
Satoaoi 13
there is no maybe. anyone who does such a thing deserves to be dumped
Zforya 10
I wish i could see the look on your face when you got that message!
Zomg_Okay 27
To be fair, he was a carpenter. He'd have to be pretty buff.
mosquito19 14
maybe they were in spaghetti monster church?
journeytotheend 16
Stand up and yell... "ONLY GOD CAN FORGIVE YOU NOW"
JohnyLoca 8
YDI for going to church :) I don't go to any church (that's so stupid) and no one has ever broken up with me this way... :))
LadySigyn 17
There are plenty of people who think Church isnt stupid, please dont insult those who put their hearts into their beliefs.