Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
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Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I received a text breakup from my boyfriend while we were sitting right next to each other on the couch. He said, “This isn’t working,” and I had to ask, “Is this a joke? You’re literally here.” His phone was on silent. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
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shellzy 20
Oh jeez. The text message breakup. The indicator that no matter what, you're better off without them. Unless you're physically abusive, and they're better off without you.
KayleeT 9
Why in the world would she think that is the appropriate time or place to do that? Maybe you're better off without her.
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Comments (89)
Bluekaren16 19
Which is why you shouldn't answer texts while at church. The rest of the service must have been awkward.
Quiet_one 22
Most likely, he didn't mean to check his texts during church. I know if my phone makes noise at an inappropriate time, I'll take it out and switch it to silent as quickly as I can so it won't happen again. You really can't help seeing the screen when that happens. I'm more shocked that the girlfriend thought it was ok to send texts during a church service... and then you take the content of the text into account and it gets even worse. Makes you wonder why she even bothered going.
machiavelli2 5
Well I'd say you're better off! Plus you got to make a scene out of it!
iAlissa 34
That's rude.
Lionesse 15
No shit ^
israelnotjacob 20
Sherlock.
ThePsyche 9
Wow, dumped by a text message WHILE in the presence of her. You'll look back at this later in life OP and wonder why you didn't just end it sooner.
DocBastard 40
OP (reads text): JESUS CHRIST! Priest: Yes, my son! You are in His presence! OP: Oh my god! Oh my god!! Priest: Yes, he feels the power of the Lord! OP (to girlfriend): What the **** is wrong with you?! Priest: Get out.
kingsian 15
King sian: NO lol
DocBastard 40
Watch out folks, King Sian here is clearly a badass.
kingsian 15
Nope I'm just a father
Laurenlou 24
Your comment is still funny regardless but a priest? Not even maybe a pastor or a minister?
superminty 18
Considering the vast majority of people in Hungary are Catholic, the priest thing makes sense...
papi_dulce 1
That's faulty my friend. well on the brighter side of things at least you can move forward in your life. It's all about enjoying your life but keep it pushing. Life's to short not to spend it with people who actually care so don't worry you'll find someone who does.
israelnotjacob 20
She's clearly a coward who did that in a time and place where you couldn't say anything or make a scene. I know it sucks now OP, but when you look back on this in a few years you'll realize you're better off. Someone who's too cowardly to break up with you respectfully and face to face is not someone worth being with anyway.
SamCat 21
i always wonder about the six pack abs they put on him o_O
SamCat 21
I hope that some day she is smart enough to know how wrong this was and apoligize, not that it would make a difference.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Agreed. An apology may not make a difference to the OP, but it would probably make a difference for her. If she does eventually mature beyond doing something like this and she can finally see just how immature and fairly hurtful this type of behavior is, then maybe apologizing to the OP for treating him that way is a step that she needs to take in order to move on with her life and will become a better person for it. That's just one of my lines of thinking. I could be wrong. Who knows, everyone grows and matures differently.
panicsdisaster 17
Religion play its part in breaking up yet another relationship?
BellaBelle_fml 23
How so? Just because they were in a church, doesn't necessarily mean that religion had a role in their break up.