Today, I was driving to the grocery store with my 7 year-old son. As we were approaching a stop sign, I looked next to me and saw a guy with a triangle-shaped head. I said to my son, "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was his. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to the local market with my son. We approached a vehicle that looked just like my fiancé's. My son peered out his window and said, "Mommy, daddy's getting kidnapped!" It seems he was being 'kidnapped' by his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "Douche bag!" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
Hmmm, way to teach him how to make fun of people...
may_cause_fail 0
I have never seen anyone with a triangle head. I would probably do the same thing. :D
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Comments (142)
a1b2c3d4e5f6g7 0
who cares
failwhatwhat 0
that was really mature of you. judging other people in front of your son. what a great parent!! congrats!
shoegal808 0
you're a great role model for your son!
KASHMIR_fml 0
this reminds me of that dave chappelle clip about sesame street. lol. stop teaching your kid to be judgemental #78. calm down bro. in 500 years, none of this will matter lol
coolbeanz90 0
HAHA!! Nice going! Next time make sure they can't hear you!!!!!!!!
subliminal23 0
LOL LOL ROFL LMAO THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! OMG, HIS WINDOW WAS DOWN ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG fml is so ******* lame now
everyonehatesyou 0
you're teaching your kid to be rude, way to go.
randomyup 0
okay seriously like.. why would you teach your 7 year old to be judgemental and make fun of people? that is completely ridiculous. wow!! you deserved that for sure.
comedyqueen 0
hahha good parenting mom! jk i would do the same thing. :) good FML for sure!!
cefarix 5
How is this an FML? You were simply making an interesting observation and sharing it with your son.