Today, I’m allergic to all forms of hormonal birth control, and due to the virus outbreak, I can’t get my implant replaced. We’re in quarantine, and my boyfriend and I just used our last condom. It’s going to be a long couple of weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML
Today, after I got the birth control implant, waited a week like my doctor told me, my fiancé is still too scared that I'll get pregnant. It's been two months. FML
Today, I found out my ex gave me an STI. Today I also found out I'm allergic to the medication. FML
Today, my doctor's office called to reschedule. I hate sacrificing work time at all, but I have to have my contraceptive. The appointment had been set back once already due to insurance issues, and having to wait until November means I'm going to run out… so now I sound like a drug addict. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé, with whom I've been with for 10 years, doesn't want to have sex with me because he thinks I'm going to trap him into having a baby. He sees me take my contraceptive pill nightly and knows I was booked in for having a coil fitted before Covid-19 happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in months because we live in different countries, is coming to stay with me. I've been the picture of health for months, but today I woke up with my period, a terrible cold, and tooth pain from that root canal my dentist told me I didn't need a few years ago. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML
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Top comments
Great_Grizz 7
You can get condoms anywhere. Grocery stores are still open. Gas stations are still open. This is the dumbest FML I’ve seen in a while
Michael Sawyer 11
Two words.... GAS STATIONS. They do sell condoms at them.
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Comments (22)
Abby Whitaker 8
At least your getting laid! I’m single in this quarantine and who knows when it will let up so just be happy you are getting something. Also pharmacies and grocery stores sell condoms idiot
clair_brodie 35
Yeah sorry nope. You can still go to grocery stores and guess what they sell there.
Miss Independent 4
I think OP’s main issue here is that they can’t just run down to the servo, pharmacy or supermarket because they’re in Quarantine! This means they CANT leave their house for 14 days AT ALL!! Which sucks arse big time!
misswilwarin96 11
Buy some more condoms. Order them online if you have to. It's not like you're not allowed to leave your house AT ALL.
crsyldy 19
Amazon still delivers them!
KingAdrock 16
Even if you magically couldn't get condoms, (which are available at a variety of "essential" stores) you do realize that sex can involve things other than putting the P in the V? You won't get pregnant from a *******.